Knife wounds and apples

What do the two of these things have in common? Me. Am I the only moron that cuts and apple while holding it firmly in my palm? Afraid so. It happened last Thursday about an hour before I was set to hit my fave dive bar. The knife went right through the apple and into my hand - the area between my thumb and index finger (I tried to take a picture with my cell phone, but it looked obscene...like I was spreading the legs of a skinless chicken or even a dairy cow. So please just try and envision it for yourself).

So I called nurse Jen and asked if there are any main arteries or anything serious in that region. She said no and so I scurried to take a one-handed shower (I don't recommend this to anyone) and got ready. My date S called me 20 mins early and wanted to ride over together. I told him about the knife episode and he peeled back my bandaids and blew on it in a very cute fashion. Later that night he did the same and told me he couldn't wait for it to scab over so he could pick at it. Am I the only one that finds this adorable?? A1 already knows this story so this is a repeat. But seriously...how many guys do you meet in your life that want to pick your nasty scabs? Love that.